scurvekano
Rock Lord
Commodore Paddy of Secret Pirate Island, DRA
Posts: 869
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Post by scurvekano on Aug 22, 2006 19:20:38 GMT
I propose we kidnap Zakk Wylde and make him perform in St. Andrews for our amusement.
Any takers?
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Post by H on Aug 22, 2006 22:44:51 GMT
Yes please! Though it would take about ten guys to restrain him (he's a big fellow), and that wouldn't include me because I'd be too busy worshipping him!
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Post by yazuil on Aug 23, 2006 9:02:32 GMT
*inserts comment about Zakk Wylde being an 'arse-kissing, overrated redneck who is the lap-dog of Sharon Osbourne' and ducks even though entombed in a nuclear bunker 8 miles underground with all possible entrances sealed up and a food supply and weapons arsenal large enough to back the crimean war*
I know I'm about to feel the wrath of one and all but its only an opinion.
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Post by Roulette on Aug 23, 2006 17:01:20 GMT
*sends wasps after yazuil*
Can I help with the kidnapping, please?
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Post by yazuil on Aug 23, 2006 18:08:38 GMT
*screams like a girl and runs in circles round bunker flapping arms and firing randomly into the air at wasps*
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Post by Roulette on Aug 23, 2006 18:20:12 GMT
*grins*
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Post by yazuil on Aug 23, 2006 18:23:22 GMT
*puts on mask and gases wasps. laughs as they twitch on the floor. Dances the charleston on them*
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Post by Roulette on Aug 23, 2006 18:25:31 GMT
*doesn't care, she got to see him scream like a little girl and run around in circles*
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scurvekano
Rock Lord
Commodore Paddy of Secret Pirate Island, DRA
Posts: 869
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Post by scurvekano on Aug 23, 2006 19:15:25 GMT
arse-kissing, overrated redneck who is the lap-dog of Sharon Osbourne Boy can play, though. And at least H's wrath will be directed away from me for a while. And he does look like a Viking, so it would be tricky, so we'd have to use ninjas, who whore Vikings but are themselves, of course, whored by pirates. Maybe I'll summon my pirate crew. CREW! ASSEMBLE! Or I'll just stick him in my swag bag. Or petition the Union or something...
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Post by yazuil on Aug 23, 2006 19:44:24 GMT
It is true he has guitar skills that posess a dexterity of the highest calibre. But hey, you throw eggs at Maiden and encite others to do the same on the whim of the female viper you owe your career to, and my opinion of you drops incredibly.
*tenses preparing for onslaught that will no doubt occur throughout the night which i will not discover the full fury of until i hit work in the morning*
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scurvekano
Rock Lord
Commodore Paddy of Secret Pirate Island, DRA
Posts: 869
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Post by scurvekano on Aug 23, 2006 19:52:18 GMT
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Post by H on Aug 24, 2006 0:21:37 GMT
Hey I hate Sharon, what does Zakk have to do with her anyway? Forget the Ozzy stuff...BLS rule and there is nothing you can say that will change that fact...and russell if the whole getting Gillian drunk and kissing her thing (oh yes I know about that (to any outside observers yes it was before we were going out)) wasn't enough to make me kill you, this may well be...
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Post by yazuil on Aug 24, 2006 7:58:38 GMT
I'm actually not sure as to the details why exactly Zakk owed Sharon but anyhoo he was part of the egg-throwing posse at ozzfest and was reported as being spotted running round the back-stage throughout the day trying to get the side-stage bands to join in.
Don't get me wrong there is no doubting that BLS are great, and also that Zakk is an amazing guitarist, just don't like the guy.
*retreats apologetically into bunker and resurfaces only every once in a while to restock on wasp-killer and chips 'n' dips*
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Post by Roulette on Aug 24, 2006 10:48:13 GMT
*fits the wasps with gas-masks and sets them after yuzuil*
Patrick, can I help? *feels ignored here* *emos about*
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scurvekano
Rock Lord
Commodore Paddy of Secret Pirate Island, DRA
Posts: 869
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Post by scurvekano on Aug 26, 2006 14:38:42 GMT
[quote author=roulette board=bands thread=1156274438 post=1156416493Patrick, can I help? *feels ignored here* *emos about*[/quote]
Sure. You are now on my pirate crew. Why the rest aren't asembling is a mystery...
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