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Young Farmers Jun 18, 2006 18:23:13 GMT

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Post by Roulette on Jun 18, 2006 18:23:13 GMT

Why do the moronical friends of my father's keep asking me if I'm a member of Young Farmers? Sorry, but the sole reason for Young Farmers existance seems to be:

Getting their sons into agriculture and therefore persuading them to settle down with a nice wife (whom they met at one of the events) and take over their farms when they eventually retire

or

Getting their daughters to give up any ideas of a career they may have at the age of twenty-five, marry some Nice Young Man who will later inherit his parents farm (and will provide many hours of talking about soil and machinary for the father), fire out a few kids and spend the rest of her life mucking out a dirty big farm house, washing dirty boiler suits and cooking meals.

I am not my mother. My aim in life is not to have kids and do house-keeping: that's why I'm at University failing to study Comp Sci.

I do not want to hear tales of the son from of farmer who was dating the daughter of that farmer but is now dating that other daughter of the other farmer and really there was no point in saying that.

Grrrr -.-

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Darth Fanboy Rock God Posts: 1,951	Young Farmers Jun 18, 2006 18:50:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 18, 2006 18:50:08 GMT Tehehehehe
	Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Roulette Moderator Teh Head Fruitcake WE ARE THE JIZ OF ROCKSOC. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Posts: 1,915	Young Farmers Jun 20, 2006 22:12:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Roulette on Jun 20, 2006 22:12:14 GMT Not funny do you want me running off with some young farmer bloke?
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Darth Fanboy Rock God Posts: 1,951	Young Farmers Jun 20, 2006 22:39:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 20, 2006 22:39:13 GMT I could give Bob a telephone if you like.
	Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Roulette Moderator Teh Head Fruitcake WE ARE THE JIZ OF ROCKSOC. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Posts: 1,915	Young Farmers Jun 20, 2006 22:54:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Roulette on Jun 20, 2006 22:54:06 GMT Who now?
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Darth Fanboy Rock God Posts: 1,951	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 10:21:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 10:21:02 GMT Michael Ray, nicknamed Bob for reasons unknown even to him. Went to agricultural colege, I belive.
	Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Roulette Moderator Teh Head Fruitcake WE ARE THE JIZ OF ROCKSOC. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Posts: 1,915	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 15:17:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 15:17:53 GMT I think my dad knows enough farmers sons for me to easily find one to run away with...
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Darth Fanboy Rock God Posts: 1,951	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 15:27:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 15:27:16 GMT Goodgood. It sems perverse for me to be hooking my girlfriend up with someone she can run away with.
	Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Roulette Moderator Teh Head Fruitcake WE ARE THE JIZ OF ROCKSOC. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Posts: 1,915	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 15:40:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 15:40:41 GMT Eh. I think we all know farmers aren't for me...
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Darth Fanboy Rock God Posts: 1,951	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 15:43:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 15:43:05 GMT Even better, then. I appear to have started an argument with myself, and lost.
	Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Roulette Moderator Teh Head Fruitcake WE ARE THE JIZ OF ROCKSOC. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Posts: 1,915	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 15:56:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 15:56:10 GMT How so?
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Darth Fanboy Rock God Posts: 1,951	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 16:14:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 16:14:07 GMT Just a feeling looking through the thread.
	Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Roulette Moderator Teh Head Fruitcake WE ARE THE JIZ OF ROCKSOC. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Posts: 1,915	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 16:32:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 16:32:41 GMT Daft boy. This thread is very silly...
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Darth Fanboy Rock God Posts: 1,951	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 20:35:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 20:35:05 GMT Ya think?
	Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

Brother Munro Rock God Grand Master and Lord Commander of the Brotherhood of the Mac Panthers (Scottish Chapter) Posts: 1,747	Young Farmers Jun 21, 2006 21:08:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brother Munro on Jun 21, 2006 21:08:42 GMT ;D Plenty of farmers round these 'ere parts young lass ;D
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Post by Roulette on Jun 18, 2006 18:23:13 GMT

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Post by Roulette on Jun 20, 2006 22:12:14 GMT

Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 20, 2006 22:39:13 GMT

Post by Roulette on Jun 20, 2006 22:54:06 GMT

Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 10:21:02 GMT

Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 15:17:53 GMT

Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 15:27:16 GMT

Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 15:40:41 GMT

Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 15:43:05 GMT

Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 15:56:10 GMT

Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 16:14:07 GMT

Post by Roulette on Jun 21, 2006 16:32:41 GMT

Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 21, 2006 20:35:05 GMT

Post by Brother Munro on Jun 21, 2006 21:08:42 GMT

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