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Post by Darth Fanboy on Mar 28, 2006 3:03:05 GMT
And to lead them, the mighty panda-ninjas, with cafine injectors wired directly into their bloodstream. Nay! Vodka and Red Bull!
Blasted Warcraft and its pandas. Grumble.
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Post by Roulette on Mar 28, 2006 3:12:06 GMT
Pandas! *squee!*
*dances hyperly around in circles some*
Projectile Bunnies of Cuteness with Fluffy Ninja-Pandas of Doom!
What about kitties with posioned claws? Trained to act cute in order to get cuddles and then, BOOM, DEADLY POSION!
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Mar 28, 2006 3:16:52 GMT
No. Everyone shoots cats on site, unless the claymores or electrified razorwire get them.
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Post by Roulette on Mar 28, 2006 3:19:13 GMT
They do?
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Mar 28, 2006 3:20:29 GMT
They do. Or at least they would. Stupid laws.
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Post by Roulette on Mar 28, 2006 3:26:40 GMT
Shooting kitties...
I could plug an innuendo in here...
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scurvekano
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Post by scurvekano on Mar 28, 2006 21:39:08 GMT
Oh dear...
Is there not already a de facto panda thead for the panda fanciers? Firefly, dammit!
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Post by Roulette on Mar 29, 2006 3:34:21 GMT
I fancy pandas now?
That's news to me...
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Post by Brother Munro on Mar 29, 2006 11:22:57 GMT
You like Pandas too Patrick. Indeed I seem to remember that holding a fluffy Panda before your eyes momentarily incapacitates you... ;D
Pandas!
Also all cats must die, for the good of the planet.
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Post by Roulette on Mar 29, 2006 14:25:24 GMT
No they mustn't -.-
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Mar 29, 2006 18:27:49 GMT
They must. To do this we need macro-puppies, the size of a full-grown St. Bernards but retaining the cuteness of a small labrador.
And with the ability to shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
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scurvekano
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Post by scurvekano on Mar 29, 2006 19:23:53 GMT
You like Pandas too Patrick. Indeed I seem to remember that holding a fluffy Panda before your eyes momentarily incapacitates you... ;D Pandas! Also all cats must die, for the good of the planet. Shh! We must never speak of that. I like cats! I must, the way my Nintendog keps ignoring me...
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Mar 29, 2006 19:58:47 GMT
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Post by Roulette on Mar 29, 2006 22:19:47 GMT
I like cats too. I own two!
Can they not be killed?
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Mar 29, 2006 22:23:19 GMT
Fine. But they must maintain a distance of at least 10 miles from myself and any of my propery, and must all sign legaly binding documents banning them from defecating in gardens of cat haters and from killing things without such things either causing an immediate threat or being killed with the intent of later consumtion.
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