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Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 22, 2006 19:41:53 GMT
Motormaster was a truck, however, and is in the transformers drawer in my bedside cabinet, hence his mention above.
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Post by Brother Munro on Jun 23, 2006 11:39:53 GMT
Fine.
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 26, 2006 19:18:26 GMT
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Post by Brother Munro on Jun 26, 2006 19:26:02 GMT
So. Freaking. Awesome.
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Jun 26, 2006 20:03:44 GMT
BOOM!
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Post by Brother Munro on Jul 3, 2006 13:05:05 GMT
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Aug 14, 2006 23:53:15 GMT
In the spirit of the new film, more FACTS from Uncyclopedia:
Autobot Matrix of Leadership The Autobot Matrix of Leadership is the single most holy and sacred artifact in the Universe. Its powers exceed those of the Holy Grail and the Lance of Longinus combined. However, unlike those relics, which get their power from being touched by the Immortal Son of God, the Autobot Matrix of Leadership is so holy and its powers so awesome that whoever wields it actually becomes the Immortal Son of God and our one true Lord and Savior. Optimus Prime was the previous holder of the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, but handed it to his star pupil Neo just before dying for our sins.
Price
Today Only: $9.99 with purchase of Turtle Wax
Abilities
Whoever wields the Autobot Matrix of Leadership can use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour. Manifested powers have included the ability to: Cure plagues Destroy Unicron Reverse time Open jars Prevent Windows from crashing Eliminate even the toughest stains. However, it can only do these things when all else fails and everyone is completely and absolutely fUxx0r3d. In addition, despite speculation to the contrary, it cannot kill the Grand Poobah. When used properly it plays "most triumphant" 80s rock music; proper use denotes actually putting your fingers into the obvious fingerholes, not just tugging on the Matrix like some bewildered monkey. Autobots looking to "get high" can travel into the Matrix, a very trippy experience associated with swirling colored lights and meeting famous Autobot leaders of the past, including Alpha Trion and Neo.
How It Works
Magic.
What It Looks Like
The Autobot Matrix of Leadership consists of a delicious crunchy blue center surrounded by a chewy gold candy shell. It has two shiny silver handles that melt in your mouth, not in your hands. No one knows exactly what the blue center is made of, though some have speculated that it is the Spark of Primus and/or the Accumulated Wisdom of the Ages.
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Aug 19, 2006 0:45:24 GMT
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scurvekano
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Post by scurvekano on Aug 19, 2006 10:16:35 GMT
The trailer's being shown in the cinema- I saw it when I saw Miami Vice *shudders*
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Aug 19, 2006 10:54:24 GMT
Shuddering at Miami Vice, I assume?
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Post by Brother Munro on Aug 19, 2006 21:10:39 GMT
Damn that film looked bad.
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Aug 19, 2006 23:20:21 GMT
Vice, then.
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Post by Brother Munro on Aug 19, 2006 23:55:19 GMT
I mean the whole point of Miami Vice was speed boat chases to the theme music.
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Post by Darth Fanboy on Aug 20, 2006 0:02:20 GMT
Not seen the film, can't remember the series.
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scurvekano
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Post by scurvekano on Aug 20, 2006 18:59:33 GMT
The film is less than good.
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