Post by Pippignomie on Sept 2, 2006 1:27:07 GMT
She'll prove her love for the Devil by making sheep eat their children. The Devil, realising what a powerful and beautiful young woman he has to bend to his will, sends her out to seduce the Pope.
On the way, she has to seduce many a mutant in order to get her audience with the Pope. With each one (or group) of them, she has rampant kinky sex, which are later made into a porno of her life ("Barely Passable Mutants Gone Wild!" - they couldn't get enough mutant porn stars).
Finally, she achives her audience with the Pope and, with a cry of "It's hammer time!" seduces him, degrading him to having wild animal-sex with her (which is left out of the porno for fear of the Catholic Church getting Very Pissed Off). They are, however, caught, and Gillian is sent to Prison for a long, long stretch.
During this time, Gillian goes bitter mad-scientist on us, and upon her release, begins her plan to destroy the world (mwahahahaha). She cleverly disguises a Weapon of Mass Distruction as a dildo and blows up Rome, taking out a vast chunk of Italy in the process.
Again, she is sent down. During this time her gentitals get very bored and fuck off down the disco to sing karaoke.
Gillian dies alone and horny in a cold jail cell, after which she is greeted by her lover Death and taken to Hell to live out the rest of eternity together, with the blessing of the Devil.
Written by the wonderfully strange Ellie Stewart <3
(based on results from www.quizuniverse.com)
On the way, she has to seduce many a mutant in order to get her audience with the Pope. With each one (or group) of them, she has rampant kinky sex, which are later made into a porno of her life ("Barely Passable Mutants Gone Wild!" - they couldn't get enough mutant porn stars).
Finally, she achives her audience with the Pope and, with a cry of "It's hammer time!" seduces him, degrading him to having wild animal-sex with her (which is left out of the porno for fear of the Catholic Church getting Very Pissed Off). They are, however, caught, and Gillian is sent to Prison for a long, long stretch.
During this time, Gillian goes bitter mad-scientist on us, and upon her release, begins her plan to destroy the world (mwahahahaha). She cleverly disguises a Weapon of Mass Distruction as a dildo and blows up Rome, taking out a vast chunk of Italy in the process.
Again, she is sent down. During this time her gentitals get very bored and fuck off down the disco to sing karaoke.
Gillian dies alone and horny in a cold jail cell, after which she is greeted by her lover Death and taken to Hell to live out the rest of eternity together, with the blessing of the Devil.
Written by the wonderfully strange Ellie Stewart <3
(based on results from www.quizuniverse.com)
