Bad Jokes!

[followthereaper]

I only hjave the one joke.

What is the difference between a truck full of sand and truck full of babies?

Answer: You can't emtpy a truck full of sand with a pitch fork.

OOOH i just though of another terrible one.

There are two pies in an oven. ONe pie turn to the other and goes.
'Cor, its getting a bit hot in here ain't it?'

The other pie looks round and goes
'Holy Shit! A Talking Pie!'

Sorry. They are terrible in know but the thread did say...

[Eggnchips]

sin x, cos x and tan x were all sitting round a campfire, whilst e^x was sat further away by himself. sin x, being the responsible one of the group, decided to try and get e^x to join in with the rest of the gang. going over, he asked e^x: "What are you doing out here all by yourself?", to which e^x replied: "Well, I tried to integrate myself, but nothing happened!"

[yazuil]

You know it's all doing downhill when you start hearing maths jokes...